Official Liquidity Provider ($LIQD)
The meme coin that proudly acknowledges our true fate: being the ultimate liquidity for whales, bots, and unexpected market swings. If you've ever felt like your entire role in trading is just to be someone else's exit liquidity, congratulations 🥲 you're home!
October 10th: The Day We All Became Liquidity
Remember October 10th? The day the market decided to remind us all of our true purpose in the crypto ecosystem? While you were sleeping, dreaming of lambos and moon missions, the whales were having breakfast—and you were the main course.
That glorious crash wasn't just a market correction. It was a masterclass in liquidity provision, taught by the best professors: your own portfolio. Every stop-loss hit, every margin call, every panic sell—pure, unfiltered liquidity flowing straight into someone else's bags.
100%
Portfolio Evaporated
Average loss on Oct 10th
$20 B
Liquidated
In 24 hours
Our Vision: Embrace the REKT
Collective Humor
The crypto sphere can be intense—liquidations, FUD, FOMO, and "Did I just ape into a rug?" Let's lighten the mood by fully embracing our roles as perpetual liquidity providers.
No Overblown Promises
We won't pretend we have the next big DeFi protocol. We're not saving the planet or revolutionizing finance. We're just here to share memes, burn tokens, and have fun.
Feed the Whales
Whether we buy high or sell low, we always end up providing liquidity to someone. Let's turn that tragic reality into a comedic triumph and own our destiny.
Tokenomics: The Math of Your Misery
We've created 1,000,000,000 $LIQD tokens at launch. No sneaky re-mints or expansions—because even illusions of grandeur have limits. Think of it as a fixed supply of comedy gold, ready to be distributed among fellow liquidity providers.
The pie chart above illustrates the token distribution:
- 80% Liquidity Pool: The majority goes to providing liquidity so you can trade and become exit liquidity.
- 20% Promotions & Airdrops: This allocation covers meme contests, "Most REKT" trophies, comedic events, and random airdrops for participating in insane marketing stunts.
Burn, Baby, Burn!
Why burn tokens?
Because it's fun to watch them metaphorically go up in flames. Also, it's kind of a tradition in the meme-coin world. At random intervals, we'll send a batch of tokens to the burn address. Poof—gone forever, just like your portfolio on October 10th.
- Scheduled Burns: Monthly (if we're feeling organized)
- Event-Based Burns: When the market does something ridiculous
- Community Burns: Vote on the best liquidation story
Pro Tip: Every token burned is a metaphorical 21-gun salute to your worst trades. It's our twisted version of honoring the fallen.
The October 10th Hall of Shame
Let's commemorate the greatest liquidity provision event of the year. These are the legendary moments that made October 10th a day to remember (or forget, depending on your leverage).
1
12:00 AM UTC
"Just a healthy correction," they said. "Buy the dip," they said. Little did we know, the dip had a dip, and that dip had another dip.
2
3:47 AM UTC
First wave of liquidations hits. $847M in long positions evaporated. Somewhere, a whale smiled.
3
8:23 AM UTC
The "I'm never trading again" tweets begin. Spoiler: They all traded again by noon.
4
2:15 PM UTC
Dead cat bounce tricks brave souls into thinking it's over. It wasn't over.
5
11:59 PM UTC
The day ends. $2.8B in total liquidations. Countless dreams deferred. One legendary meme coin idea born.
Use of Funds: Comedy Budget
Meme Campaigns
We'll sponsor meme creators, run Twitter raids, and throw in gas money for the bravest meme warriors. Because if we're going down, we're going down laughing.
Community Events
NFT giveaways of your darkest rekt confessions, livestreams celebrating collective fails—anything to keep the laughter rolling and the therapy sessions productive.
Misc. Buffoonery
Surprise airdrops, cringe TikTok dances, or paying for someone to billboard "I AM LIQUIDITY" in Times Square. Our budget is basically a comedic slush fund.
Roadmap... Sort Of
We don't want to overpromise and underdeliver. Instead, we'll keep it real with a roadmap that's as reliable as your trading strategy on October 10th.
Genesis
Launch $LIQD on Ethereum. Set up initial liquidity on a DEX so you can trade it and become someone else's exit liquidity. The circle of life continues.
Community Building
Open official channels for memes, confessions of margin calls, and the daily therapy we all need. Conduct the first token burn event—just because.
Burn Fests
More memes. More burns. More "Most LIQD Trader" awards. Possibly list on extra DEXs or even a CEX if they're feeling like a good sport.
The Great Embrace
Launch a merch store. Additional comedic "grants" for the best liquidation stories. Maybe pivot if the community has a wild idea we can't resist.
"There are no timelines for these steps because we might get distracted by a random pump or a new meme war. That's life in crypto."
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Social Media Shenanigans
Follow us on Twitter for the latest in comedic "market meltdown" coverage. Join Discord or Telegram to share your catastrophic trade stories.
Contests & Voting
If you can muster the courage to show your 99% drawdown, the community might vote you as "Official Liquidity Provider of the Month."
NFT Collections
We might immortalize your worst trades in NFT form—because the internet never forgets, so let's at least have fun with it.
Disclaimer: $LIQD is not an investment. It's a meme coin, emphasis on "meme." If you decide to buy it, do so knowing you could just be adding another line item in your "Funds I Probably Shouldn't Have Spent" ledger.
Welcome to $LIQD
Where Everyone is a Liquidity Provider at Heart
Official Liquidity Provider is our official comedic salute to every degen who's provided endless liquidity to the crypto markets. With zero shame and maximum self-awareness, we unite under the banner of $LIQD to burn tokens, share memes, and celebrate the sheer absurdity of it all.
If you're tired of empty promises and just want a coin that revels in the hilarious reality of crypto trading, welcome aboard. Because if we're destined to be someone else's liquidity, we might as well laugh all the way down.
Join the Community
Connect with fellow liquidity providers
Share Your Story
Tell us about your October 10th experience
Watch It Burn
Participate in our token burn events